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Posted on September 9, 2026October 14, 2026

I Am Vernon’s One of a Kind

Has anybody ever told you,"well, fill in the blank, you are kind of like 'one of a kind'." ...Well now, now.Let's pump the brakes, but my attention - you have.The stakes are now, officially, raised,and,for clemency sake,even if you are not talking about a specific person,what other 'things' in your brain are your 'one of …

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Posted on August 12, 2020October 14, 2026

She’s Far From Typical

We met there, again, the other night. She made eye contact with me and bit her lip. Standard first steps of seduction, I think, but if she did not do it then I would have complained. She combed her hands through her hair, ran them over her chest, and dangled them at her hips. Her …

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Posted on February 29, 2020October 14, 2026

The First Rule of Blog Club…

The rules of Blog Club - #1 : You talk about and promote Blog Club #2 : You TALK ABOUT AND PROMOTE Blog Club #3 : If someone yells, "Stop!", goes limp, or taps out, then the blog is over #4 : Only one guy/gal to a blog #5 : One blog at a time …

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